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Boing Boing says, The Onion does a masterful job on the War on Moisture in its man-on-the-street interviews:
“The ban was a necessary precaution. We have to be willing to make these kinds of sacrifices if we’re going to prevent scientifically impossible terrorist attacks.” - Alex Hunter, Surveyor
No, don’t bother to tell me that tomorrow, it may not be scientifically impossible. For one, if it wasn’t “intelligently designed” long ago, you can be sure that Bush and his cronies will legislate against the scientific development ever being made.
All joking aside and being perfectly serious, do you think there is a terrorist left on the planet who is stupid enough to be thinking of developing a liquid bomb now? Of course not, they will have decided to pursue other avenues weeks ago!
Sponzurz
