If ever you find yourself bored in Tenerife, shuffle (if you’ll forgive the pun) along to the Wankers Bar. Honestly, I kid you not. OK, so the name - El Pajero - is in Spanish and, maybe they thought this would be a bit of a joke on all the foreigners who wouldn’t understand what it meant.
In some parts of the world, you might be one of these if you are a Mitsubishi Pajero owner. The vehicle (known in the UK as the Mitsubishi Shogun), is called the Mitsubishi Montero here, because the word Pajero is slang for “one who masturbates” in Spanish.
Tenerife Scuba surfaced with this little gem (even if they didn’t have the cojones to post the translation), which is probably somewhere in Los Cristianos. Yeah, I can imagine all the Pajeritos flocking to it too! 
We’re not really sure that self-gratification and alcohol mixes that well (it certainly doesn’t seem to with recreational drugs), but you can always volunteer to masturbate in the interests of science for a national study, currently under way across Spain.
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