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You Are 65% Witch (such a low score?)
You’ve got some pretty witchy stuff going on. Even if you’re not a witch, you’ve got to admit that […]
"For you, there’s nothing worse than having to get up and moving early. In fact, you probably don’t hit your peak until well after the sun has set. So if you’re struggling to make it on a normal schedule, realize it’s not your fault. You just weren’t meant to do anything during the day!"
How […]
There’s hardly a person on this earth more real than you are. You have no problem showing people who you are, flaws and all. For you, there couldn’t be any other way. Because it’s way too stressful to live an inauthentic life. [True] You’re very comfortable with yourself. And because of this, you’re able to […]
Next the statesmen will invent cheap lies, putting the blame upon the nation that is attacked, and every man will be glad of those conscience-soothing falsities, and will diligently study them, and refuse to examine any refutations of them; and thus he will by and by convince himself that the war is just, and will […]
You are charming, outgoing, friendly. You make a good first impression. You possess good negotiating skills and can convince anyone of anything. Happy to be the center of attention, you love to tell stories and show off.
You’re very clever, but not disciplined enough to do well in structured environments. (That’s OK, ‘coz I don’t […]
Moar animals
"Bird feeding is not just for enthusiasts."
No, rly, The Royal Society for the Protection of Birds (may not allow the use of the word "cock" in it’s forums), but we’re reliably informed, they’re running a "feed the birds day" on October 25th. That’s today folks.
(Can you spare a few […]
Two teapots, different shapes, but I think you can see that the yellow teapot on the left (mother’s) is at least as big as the white one (mine). Actually, her yellow pot holds a little bit more, I know, because I’ve tested them.
My little pot on the right, is just big enough to hold two […]
Several weeks ago (it’s taken me this long to calm down a tiny bit), one of the neighbours, a woman who, at best, I would describe as a rather course and common chav, decided to have a right go at me in the middle of the street, accusing me of being lazy and of sponging, […]
Recently, British Gas sent my mother a letter offering her £300 off a new boiler. So she brings it to me all excited, like she’d won the lottery and was going to get a new boiler for nothing, or close to it. After stifling a guffaw, I suggested it would cost at least £2,000 (even […]
You’re an international jet setter - or pretty darn close. And while you may feel like you have many more places to visit … Most people live their whole lives without seeing what you’ve seen. In fact, you’re probably going to be travelling again soon. So Bon Voyage!
Blogthings, clever as they are, is obviously written […]